Not that Pele though. Just some other dude named Pele who I've never heard of or seen play. If there were any other headlines I could have used today then I would have. It would be easier if you didn't have to have titles for posts. This one would be called Post 277. Christ, 277, that's a lot of posts. Considering sometimes I've disappeared for like a week or so every couple of months, that's a lot of shite I've written. You know how many hits I got on my first ever post on this site? Three. And I think one of them was me. You should go back and read it though, it's pretty hilarious and terrible. On to the news though! "I have received lots of mail from other people. I've had around 25,000 emails - from Croatia, Brazil and England - wishing me a speedy recovery and I've had letters by the sackful. "But he's never sent anything directly to me. "But I don't want to talk about the incident. It's probably best left alone now."
So about that Pele guy, it's a goalkeeper that plays for Le Mans named Yohann Pele, and he says he'd be interested in a move to Arsenal. Really? You play for Le Mans and you'd consider playing for Arsenal? Wow what a shocker. I can't believe somebody would make that move. That'd be like if I played for Oxford United and I said, "You know, I think I might be interested in a move to Real Madrid." Ok it's not quite that big of a step up but really, not many people would not be interested in a move from Le Mans to Arsenal. His contract runs out at the end of the season and we're reportedly interested in him, along with Bordeaux. As I said, I have never seen him play and don't know anything about him, but I suppose if he's any good then it wouldn't hurt to have him. Fabiasnki does look promising though.
My brother just brought me in a quesadilla for lunch. Pretty exciting stuff.
Remember Martin Taylor? He's the wanker that broke Eduardo's leg and then said he went to the hospital to apologize to him. Well according to Eduardo, who is most certainly a more trustworthy, kind, and generally is a better person, says that Taylor has never spoken to him, even to this day.
What a horrible cunt that Martin Taylor is. Hopefully someone breaks his leg, then rips the lower half off, beats him over the head with it, then feeds it to a pack of lions.
Emmanuel Adebayor has said that he is putting his personal accomplishments far behind the club's goals.
"I have received lots of mail from other people. I've had around 25,000 emails - from Croatia, Brazil and England - wishing me a speedy recovery and I've had letters by the sackful.
"But he's never sent anything directly to me.
"But I don't want to talk about the incident. It's probably best left alone now."
"I know having scored 30 goals in a season that people will always be waiting for more this season but the most important thing is to keep on going and to progress. "I have 12 already but to score another 18 now would not be easy. "But I don't care if I stop on 12 goals if we win something with the club. "To win trophies is more important than scoring goals but if we are to win trophies I will need to score some goals.And that's the kind of attitude you want from your players. Adebayor has taken a lot of shite this season, and I've always probably rated him higher than most Arsenal fans. I think he really, really wants to win, and I think his words there are genuine. So no, he hasn't scored as many goals as last year, but wouldn't we all take a trophy over a 30 goal scorer? The answer better be yes.
That's about all I've got today. Time to go eat this quesadilla and play some rugby on Xbox. I start culinary school tomorrow too. Craziness. Talk to you tomorrow. Cheers.