Thursday, July 24, 2008

Sp*rs Jokes And Other Stuff

There really isn't anything to write about today. Seriously there is almost no news. I should have saved my report on Toure's malaria until today just so I had something to write. I guess there is a little bit of good news, in that Eduardo will be back to watch the Emirates Cup. He's still rehabbing in Brazil but he is on schedule for his recovery and everything appears to be going well. So that's great to hear and I'm sure everyone will enjoy seeing him back at the Emirates.

The only other real news it that Thierry Henry and Bertie Mee will both be inducted into the Football Hall of Fame. Bertie was the manager of our first double-winning side in 1971 and Thierry Henry needs to explanation. Legend. So well deserved to both of them and congratulations.

So for the rest of the blog I'm going to try to entertain with you with some jokes about some of our rivals!

Tottenham:

Q: What do you call a tottenham fan with lots of girlfriends?
A: A Shepherd

Q: Why do tottenham supporters have Moustaches?
A: So they can look like their Mothers

Q: What do you call a tottenham fan with no arms and legs?
A: Trustworthy

Q) Two spurs fans jump off a cliff- who lands first?
A) Who gives a f**k

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead tottenham fan?
A: Skid marks in front of the dog

Scousers:

Q: How many Liverpool fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Yeah, as if they have electricity in Liverpool...

Q: What do Liverpool Fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 2,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being

Q: What should you do if you see a scouse jogging?
A: Trip him up and give the lady's purse back to her

ManUre:

Q. What do you call a Manchester United fan with half a brain?
A: Gifted

Q: What's the difference between listening to Alex Ferguson's after-match interview and childbirth?
A: One's an extremely painful almost unbearable experience, and the other one's just having a baby

Yeah I thought a couple of those were entertaining, if you have any other good one feel free to throw them out there. I didn't get around to doing the Chelski ones but I'll leave that for another day when there's nothing to write about. Cheers all.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

if you hit a s*urs fan at 20 mph he`ll live , if you hit a s*urs fan at 30 mph theres still a good chance he`ll live , BUT if you stopped driving like a fanny and put your foot down & went over 40 mph, there`s a f*ckin good chance you`ll kill the scum bas*ard!! "THINK" before you SLOW DOWN!!!

ArseNole said...

lol nice one anon

Gooner4life! said...

What do u call a sp*rs fan who's had his brains blown out?

Nothing special, he didnt have one in the first place!

Steve said...

Q)
A cadillac carrying 5 spurs fans drives off a cliff killing all of the, why is this a tragedy?

A)
A cadillac seats 6